Celebrities are known for flaunting the latest fads, but sometimes their so-called fashion statements are really more like a cry for help. There are some things we just don’t understand — like trucker hats and anything Mariah Carey tries to squeeze herself into — and some things we flat-out don’t even want to.

Either way, we’re here to help you sift through all the crazy new styles to make sure you don’t fall victim and become a clothing criminal yourself. Just check out our exclusive list of things to stay away from. Bring in the fashion police!

Fashion Police: Just Say NO to These Celeb Styles